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Weenie Cheese 

A universal noun, weenie cheese can be used to describe pretty much anything. Although, the origin of the word is derived from the curdling of weenie juice. A delicacy in the state of Abudaba.
wait, it that WEENIE CHEESE?

emmental cheese 

Emmental cheese (sometimes also called Emmentaler or Emmenthal) is a Swiss cheese. It first came from Switzerland. It is named after the Emmental, the valley of a river, near Berne. Emmental cheese was first made around 1292 in that region.
Emmental cheese is left to ripen for a period of 6-7 weeks. Ripening it for 8-12 weeks gives a more spicy (salty) cheese. In Europe, about 464 200 tons of Emmental are produced each year.
Emmental Cheese is the formal name for Swiss Cheese.
When I was a kid, we used to refer to Swiss cheese as "rat cheese," because it was the type of cheese always depicted in cartoons featuring mice and rats. Later I learned that not all cheese with holes is Swiss cheese and not all Swiss cheese has holes.
emmental cheese by "I AM" Miss Gale February 18, 2011

Forehead Cheese 

The chunky acne lumps that slip out of a well pinched zit.
Underneath the red puffy layer of skin covering the prom night horror zit lies forehead cheese. It is waiting to be oozed into a dinner napkin when the pressure of the zit juice overwhelms the poor host into popping his monster zit.

Electric Cheese

A word to describe something beyond cheesy (or as some people say, cheezy).

Something cheesy may be cheap, inferior, trite, banal, chintzy, unsubtle, inauthentic, ridiculous, cheesy looking, or just cheesy tasting.

Something that is electric cheese would be cheesier then most other cheesy things.

If something is currently the cheesiest thing you've heard of or experienced in your entire life, then you can call it "the electric cheese."
For example:

Stacy: Look at that guy with his hairy legs and a Speedo!
Kate: Ew! He's also wearing socks and sandals!
Stacy: That guy's outfit is electric cheese.

Or

The acting in Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is the electric cheese.

Stove Cheese

A word used by pros for the equivalent of HAM, used in "going HAM."
"I'ma bout to go Stove Cheese on these kids!"
Stove Cheese by OhCaptainJesse December 21, 2012

Wisconsin Cheese Ball 

When a large group of Wisconsinites covered in various cheeses have an orgy.
Hey can you bring the Swiss for the Wisconsin Cheese ball tonight? I'm bringing cheddar and muenster