Boar Butter

Boar butter is a thick vile pasty substance found under obese male genitalia

Johnny reached down to scratch his balls, when he pulled his hand out it was covered in boar butter.

by 2trouble August 25, 2025

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Butter my biscuits

The innocent act of appeasing the love of your life

Well boy howdy you just Butter my biscuits

by HotTamale72 August 27, 2023

Butterance

1. The utterance from the butthole.
2. Butter insurance.

Did you hear that butterance?
I have butter insurance! I will never run out of butter!

by Billybobbi April 23, 2025

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

pia butter

A funny name for a fat teacher

got look at pia butter walk

by KArentheGraff January 3, 2019

Taint Butter

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering

Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.

by Bobbetr January 24, 2017