Any human being that is a female
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
Get the life support system for a pussymug. The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.
Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Matt: No!
Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.
Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
Matt: No!
Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.
Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009
Get the fuck my life buttonmug. A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.
Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
by Afran April 26, 2016
Get the swear on my mums lifemug. by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018
Get the Please discontinue your lifemug. A phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. It is like they are there but not there.
*While watching the hockey game*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*
by Alibaster Snair January 19, 2011
Get the Texting your life awaymug. Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be
Audi TTs
And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Audi TTs
And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Look at Harry dropping off Charlie at playgroup in his new Audi TT .. Oh that must be his Mid Life Crisis Car!
by Bobby Elvis July 15, 2014
Get the Mid Life Crisis Carmug. Mr. Scott: “Vote me for Prime Minister because Life is like a Circle Graph”
Everyone who hears: “Omg Mr. Scott all the way!”
Everyone who hears: “Omg Mr. Scott all the way!”
by Mr. Scott’s Agent September 29, 2021
Get the Life is like a Circle Graphmug.