Bear fucker

What is happening in the United States of America?????

Bears walking in and out of police stations
Bear carjacking 11,000+ a year!!!!
Bears walking...down the road
Bears regularly shoplifting
Bears living with families
Bears with pet vikings

See youtube.com for these news stories

And now in this B grade police romcom there is a scene with a local and a bear in a what appears to be an intimate partner relationship. Is this implying something about this new emerging diatribe phenomenon and how it relates to law enforcement

How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?

A) I had a number of disturbance calls over the course of six weeks and me and the bear started to see echother, you know, regularly and one thing led to another....

How do you actually "date" a bear???

How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

Bear Diet

Muckbang

Planet of the bears a Russian family adopts bear into family. Bears need 30,000 or moe and day.

Hear are some bear diet videos to watch before good Christians in America adopt a bear and save them from a life of crime on the streets.

The strongest men in history 10,000 calorie diet. (History channel) youtube.com

Eating the 20,000 calorie octople bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas / Beardmeatfood. Youtube.com

Bear diet consists of calories, lots of calories.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door

My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door

by Stendoverse June 18, 2022

Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

Connolly bear

A wild mythical person or creature that usually hibernates all day or plays with another mythical creature called an Iljas bum hole

That lad over there is a real connolly bear

by Jake_5599 June 24, 2022

jer bear

hell on earth
he has a big passion for torturing young cheerleaders
he’s a human grinch

I have heard jer bear makes everyone miserable”

by user103948200349 June 27, 2022