hand day

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.

by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

all day with it

1) When a person takes an abnormally long time to accomplish a certain task.

2) One who sucks at life.

kid, you're all day with it.

by cuzin September 29, 2006

Prime Day

A day that is a total failure. Origin is July 15, 2015, when Amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival Black Friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.

Me: "Man sorry I couldn't make it to your bachelor party - my wife's appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night."
Friend: "You got lucky - it was a total disaster, I got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now I have a rash!"
Me: "Prime Day!"
Friend: "Pretty much"

by bodwest August 7, 2015

Senshi's Day

Senshi name - You MUST do ANYTHING Senshi says, for one day.
Senshi Day starts on December 29th.

Senshi: it's senshi's day :troll:
Karma: noooo plsss
Senshi: :grin:

by Xenshi August 29, 2021

Man-Day

Manday was created by Ray Wiik and the Bass Section. Manday is a celebration of all that is Man. Every Monday we celebrate Manday by, "Eating meat, and masturbating" - Travis Thorp. All though that is what we do, it is not limited to only those activities. Man activities may include grunting, chest pounding, scratching of inaproprate areas, and growing facial hair.

You don't not have to be a man to celebrate Manday, because men should be celebrated. Without men, there would only be women. There is absoultly nothing wrong with that, it would just be boring. Can't have one without the other, right? So, we feel that as being half of the pie, we should be proud of it.

Today is the Manliest day of the week, Man-Day (Monday)
Man-Day grunt on three, one,two,three..."Grunt"

by Chris Steinburg January 17, 2008

Earth Day

A day where Democrats celebrate how trashy the earth is.

The asshole Democrats celebrated earth day.

by Saltine God April 22, 2019

611 Day

The day commemorating the popular youtuber Apullo acheving World’s First Blood of the Dead Softlock. The sequence of numbers “611” were key in the softlock, marking the day June 11th as 611 day.

“I’m going to play Blood of the Dead to celebrate 611 day!”

by Apollo456 June 7, 2022