gooch poop 

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

gooch poop by coorreey August 14, 2006

Dick Poop

The act of male ejaculation.

I dick pooped on her face.

Dick Poop by Papy Wysong of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009

Brain poop 

Anything that someone says or dose that is really stupid.

That just brain poop.

Brain poop by judge dredd7 November 27, 2012

Girls Dont Poop 

It's true. Girls have poop-pixies to take the dookie away to a far off land.

Brandi: BRB. Gotta dump!
ME: WHAT!? Girls dont poop!!

Brandi: *plop* *plop*...*yells from the bathroom: YES THEY DO!*

Girls Dont Poop by ThaBigCheesy September 30, 2010

rocket poop 

when your taking a shit and all off the sudden you fart when shits about to come out and it jet propels it self really fast out of your ass

Phil was taking a shit when all of the sudden a rocket poop put a streak mark in the toilet

rocket poop by Ben Hoganson February 11, 2004

squirrel poop

The mystery of the final destination of squirrel poop has been solved. Everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. The ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own poop. The lifespan of squirrel poop is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from butthole to squirrel mouth)

I'm not really sure, but I think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel poop!

squirrel poop by urban surgeon April 11, 2007

liquid poop

watery shit. varies in color depending on what you ate. it varies on temperature depending on what you ate.

oh man, my liquid poop burns cause i ate taco bell.

liquid poop by dominicana July 3, 2006