Hairy Pickleball

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.

I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball

by Senor Dank Nugs April 9, 2024

Happy

Happy

I used to think I was happy,
But now I know that I am sad...
How do I know this?
Because I looked in the mirror and saw my frown.

Happy is as happy la-de-da...

by Smeaglez April 10, 2024

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY

This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.

So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!

STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️

Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?

John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam

Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free

John : ye for sure

Emily: …*reschedules plan*

John : left on delieverd

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.

by Purr454 April 10, 2024

Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

Happy

I'm so happy. I have two working arms, two working legs, a working brain, a loving family, amd i get to see the sun rise tomorrow.

Why wouldn't I be happy?

by ChefRamsey1029 April 30, 2024

Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef

I gave a girl a happy weed Friday

by anonymous May 14, 2024

hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm

You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!

by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024