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Cunt Shunt

Man: "You ready to get it on?"
Woman: "Heck yeah! Just don't cunt shunt me, alright?"
by R4BB1T May 16, 2020
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Cow Cunt

How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)
"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."
by DocDizzle March 2, 2019
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Cunt Lougie

A large chunk of mucous passed via the vagina.
Often a sign of infection.
My vag has been burning all night. Now I'm passing huge green cunt lougies!
by KarenClutterbuck October 2, 2021
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champion cunt

a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
Holy shit, Abdullah from TheGlucoseNetwork is a fucking champion cunt!
by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016
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Cunt Sandwich

When one woman sticks her pussy in the folds in another pussy.
Becky: "Me and Alice did the Cunt Sandwich last night!"
by Ahurah_D September 9, 2018
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hear cunt

something you say after an idiot says something outrageous. (hear dookie but more offensive)
Tyco: spain is in france ahlie?
benbo: hear cunt
by sweardown09 June 11, 2022
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