cush monkey

When a monkey runs an steals your Cush

That monkey just took my Cush he’s a Cush monkey

by Offff god October 20, 2017

air monkey

A fucking dry ass fart.

"I thought I was gonna have a fart, but I let out a fat air monkey"

by Air Monkey October 17, 2017

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017

tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

electric monkey

A random and overly excited goofball that can be a bit overwhelming with super randomness and super weirdness.

I was listening to a podcast and the host Matt was an electric monkey when citing random movie moments.

by The Electric monkey February 21, 2018

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

Minge Monkey

The vagina of a black woman.

Woah, I got some real good minge monkey last night!

by MrCadwell June 8, 2018