Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

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Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.

The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"

by Riverbone Jackson June 11, 2018

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grilled cheese pansexual

A Grilled Cheese Pansexual is a pansexual person who dates primarily genderqueer people.

“Oh yeah, Dirk? He’s a total grilled cheese pansexual.”

by rabbit consumer September 29, 2019

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sloppy grilled cheese

When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again

Dad:Man I love my sloppy grilled cheese

Son:so do I
Dad:...

by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017

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Frozen Grilled Cheese

When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.

Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?

Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese

by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 3, 2017

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