Middle Eastern Bear Hug

This is when you put on a jihad vest, run up and hug very tightly onto another individual.

If you could give that sniper a Middle Eastern Bear Hug I would love it endlessly!

by Mesoro March 20, 2024

Bear Whore

An unhinged hairy woman

That woman is a complete bear whore

by Goddess Moliie March 22, 2024

Pander bear

Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.

Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.

by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024

fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door

My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door

by Stendoverse June 18, 2022

Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

Connolly bear

A wild mythical person or creature that usually hibernates all day or plays with another mythical creature called an Iljas bum hole

That lad over there is a real connolly bear

by Jake_5599 June 24, 2022