Monkey brains

The green wrinkly fruit that sole purpose on earth is for kids to hit with bats and roll down hills.

When I was a kid we would play baseball with monkey brains

by Brian Lumpkin April 23, 2006

fag monkey

A gay person that is embarrisng to anyone around them

A person that walks down a highway with donuts is a fag monkey!!!

by bubba whiton December 18, 2007

monkey killer

Some one who has the urge to murder monkeys.

while swinging my friend's dog's monkey....i happened to rip the legs off.

by Hayley May 13, 2005

Chain monkey

Crazy mofo who lays down the law with the chaingun. Unreal Tournament especially, but any game will do provided it has a chaingun.

That stankass biatch went chain monkey on you losers.

by ltm September 9, 2004

Grease Monkey

operator of mechanical equipment,usually on a construction site

Diesel powered cement mixer:
Small and large dumpers;
Various other equipment

by Michael December 15, 2003

monkey jizz

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

by jw March 20, 2005

Monkey job

The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.

"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"

by Lokas Frost August 13, 2008