Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021

soup taco

*See soup sandwich*

An absolute mess, un-sat and a total fuck up.

Private you could fuck up a wet dream. Your uniform looks like a soup taco, I’m going to call you baskin, because your 31 flavors of fucked up.

by Saultyguard March 29, 2021

White trash taco

A description used to define your friends cooking that will likely get you banned from facebook

Dude, you make White trash tacos

by Gingerliberty April 9, 2021

fish taco me

you tie your partner up to where they look like a pretzel and then grab some tuna and spread it all over her and then say my little fishy

tina told her boyfriend to fish taco me

by flobro5283 April 15, 2021

Maky Taco Man

Maky is Taco Man

She is so tall and white
Her boyfriend’s name is Choi
Who she goes to see at night

1:Who is that tall girl white as the winter snow?
2:Why, it’s Maky Taco man

by Pudgy Monkey April 17, 2021

New England taco

When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.

Hey, that's a tasty lookin' New England taco you made there, Will.

by DrLongschlong April 22, 2021

Taco Bell

Super dangerous nucular tacos are old here, they are know to always make a big bang when you go to the washroom. whenever you do go. the entire washroom will be brown. some big bangs go off in there. ya know when they fired that one guy for eating 40 tacos in the back room? yeah that's what everybody thought was USA testing another nucular bomb. one time is all it takes for the biggest nuke ever with 1000000 megatons of TNT from that blast.

James:Sweet i'm going to Taco bell!
Kyle: don't go there its nucular warfare
James: nah i'm going

20 Minutes late
The News on TV: Recent event the Taco bell has blown up from too much taco bell explosions going off. the culprit was James

by BreathingHumanPersonLiving May 5, 2021