It’s Above Me 

a wholesome, calm, cool, & collected way to say IDGAF to some real tomfoolery

Black man with style&grace: But you called me a ‘fuckin nigger’

Racist white woman: Sir, I’ve had a horrible day. My grandma just died can we please just stay here?

Black man with style&grace: I understand that but...It’s Above Me. The Best Western is next door :)

It’s Above Me by vitamindee. June 3, 2019

Who's your blue?

Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.

"so, who's your blue?", "You're my blue Jamal."

Who's your blue? by jejeunivers January 8, 2022

Street's Closed 

To stop talking about something.

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.

Street's Closed by yungMilkMan May 7, 2019

That's gold, Jerry! 

A quote by the character Kenny Bania from the television series, Seinfield.

It is used to describe a statement full of perceived value or greatness.

It is best used when referring to something that is funny.

Similar to the phrase: "That's classic."

Jerry: "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."

Kenny: "That's gold, Jerry! Gold."

That's gold, Jerry! by jahroy June 14, 2013

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad

it's 😍 just 🔪 a 💀 sussy 👀 baka 😈 and 😅 it ✔ can 🤷 ♀️ not 🚫 be 😐 that 👻 bad 🙄
i 😂 feel 💀 like 🚫 an 😅 impostor 😈 i 🙄 might 🤷 ♀️ just 😐 be ✔ a 😊 monster 😢

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad
The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad by serinyx May 6, 2021

Lay's University 

The place to go when an entity (generally a corporation) needs to master the art of putting air when it doesn't belong.

Lay's potato chip bags are mostly empty and most of the volume of the bag is air

Person A: "What's up with this cereal? Half the box is air! Fucking plastic waste!"
Person B: "They studied at Lay's University and learned the art of putting air where it doesn't belong"

Lay's University by FreddyLibberton April 15, 2023

Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

Da Vinci's Cradle by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009