oldly

Oldly is the opposite of newly. It means when something already happened.

Friend: "I'm newly married!"
Me: "Oh,am i oldly married then? "

by grag grag July 5, 2022

Older Sibling

She/He is somebody who ignores the rest of the family, gets the better grades, but hates the younger siblings. They always get annoyed by the rest of the family. The only good thing about them is they are ussually generous,

Person 1: " My older sister is the best. "
Person 2: " So she gives you stuff? "
Person 1: " Most of the time. But she does ignore me. "
Person 2: " She is FR older sibling. "
Person 1: " Fax. "

by GermanicTribalBitch111222333 December 4, 2022

oldkward

Oldkward,
The intense, unspoken awkwardness felt by you and your "cool" buddies when suddenly bailed up in conversation by any doddering batshit old person who is neither "hip" or "with it", possibly of bubbly mouth and or extremely low intelligence.

"That old dude bust over here and started crapping on about his grandkids wanting geese or something, just as i was about to crank on to Sarah, it was fucking oldkward".

by BarftonSchatt February 8, 2023

oldest trick in the book

When someone tries to trick you with a popular trick.

Dude 1: Hey dude, Press Alt + F4 for free vbucks!
Dude 2: Hell no dude, i aint falling for the oldest trick in the book.

by trolled! March 26, 2023

Oldmanjoe

Oldmanjoe is the type of person to find the most random shit and say it’s funny
That’s an issuse

Did you hear Oldmanjoe likes kids?
He’s a pedo!

by The smelly finger June 22, 2023

7yr olds

People who play too much roblox

dude1: ur a 7yr olds
dude2: i aint playin roblox!
dude2: oh ye jeez sorry

by TheDictionary6821 November 28, 2021

Oldest child

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020