Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

mexican windpipe

a sexual maneuver when you spread your partners anal cheeks, and blow into their rectum, a very sensual sexual act.

Friend: How did you and that Asian girl do last night?

Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.

by eatdetpussy445 June 23, 2019

Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.

I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.

by Maleeeek April 21, 2017

Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together

1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican

by The big Mexican March 13, 2021

Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

Mexican's

Mexican's Australia

Quick run for the border and let's get out of Victoria and move to West Australia or Queensland as quick as possible and we can be Mexican's then. Last one out of Melbourne turn the lights out!!!

by Perth. Paradise July 30, 2018

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018