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Bagley middle school

Welcome to where Mexicans and Country kids mix. We got shitty food Shitty teachers but a few which are ok themselves.

We got weed and vapes for sale. Watch out for kids beacuase this school has over 1000 kids. This school is shaped so weird with some of the weirdest kids that look like they just came out of a meth lab.
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mattews middle school

Mexican 1: look at those crackers

Mexican 2: yeah dumbass they go to mattews middle school
by Mexicangangbanger777 September 5, 2023
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Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
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Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.
Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?
by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023
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Stafford Middle School

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.
Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!
by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020
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harnett central middle

your basic racist ass country people come here. it’s musty and always stinks in the bathrooms, all the teachers suck 60 % of the people is Mexican’s and the rest is black and white, this school is hella ghetto too and half of the school are at least addicted to nic or weed. and every girl there thinks there the shit and all the boys too and yo basic edgar’s and people w mullets go here.
oh let’s go to the bathroom.

no it’s harnett central middle let’s not.
by urfavwhitewhore May 12, 2022
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middle cushion

on a couch with three seats, the middle cushion is where a guy gets a hummer.
eric got a bj from her, he was sitting on the middle cushion
by dipdippidpid March 30, 2017
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