bean bag gamer

A gamer, a person who plays games who is sat atop of a bean bag in which is a bag filled with beans that is used as a cushion for most gamers.

"Do you want to play on my playstation?"
"No, you are a bean bag gamer.

by bean bag gamer September 19, 2021

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 06, 2019

Bean Bank

The act of loading and storing any type of bean into the foreskin of a penis

Tom had to bean bank his magical beans in order to cross the border without them getting confiscated.

by The teller of words January 14, 2022

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 03, 2008

sexual bean

Alison VOSEY, the mega sex bean

Ooooo I’m a sexual bean

by Kit fake September 29, 2023

Beaned

Created by USAF airmen of Mexican descent stationed in Europe who would have sex with women who had never been with a Mexican man before. Used exclusively with white europeans.

“Bro i beaned that Estonian shawty last night”
“She’s been beaned bro you don’t want that”
“I thought I had beaned that girl, but I found out later she had fucked José a few months back”
“I don’t think she’s been beaned before bro, she’s never even ate menudo”

by therealairmansnuffy July 11, 2022

Beaned

When you or an ally gets their cheeks clapped during a competitive game.

"damm you got Beaned"

by the_lord_of_knowledge March 25, 2019