muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

V-Bag

A term for the female's version of a Tea-Bag. Also known as Baseball-gloving. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

Nice Kill! You should V-Bag him!

by Miss Tracey xox October 7, 2010

pity bag

A pity bag is having sex with someone because you feel sorry for him or her.

God, life totally fucked him up today. I´m gonna throw him a pity bag.

by the_foreigner May 14, 2011

Duf Bag

A guy who is a combination of a dufus and a douche bag. Thinks he's too cool to be considered as a "dufus" but dorkier than a "douche bag."

I saw this major duf bag walking on campus the other day wearing a ear piece phone.

by ArtsyT May 16, 2011

Boggle Bag

Something someone uses to take their anger out on if they have had a bad day at work or a bad day at school, can hit with large metal objects and can attempt to kick him in head. batteries not included action man sold seperately. Comes with 3 preset phrases; lacking in fore-skin is not a fault he was born that way. Tends to stink of draw
R.R.P. £12.99

I got me a new boggle bag last night for shizzle

by Jay, Pukka, Rupert and Josh July 6, 2006

shit in bags

Similar to the idea behind "don't cry over spilled milk", this phrase is widely useful. In a situation where something sucks for person A, person B might have the feeling like, well what are you gonna do, you cant do anything, so get over it, as in shit in a bag, man, there's nothing you can do about it. Thus, person B would say, shit in bags.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.

Person A: "My bike just got stolen!"
Person B: "shit in bags, man, nothing you can do about it."

by claire_nelson August 4, 2006

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007