the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.
Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.
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Get the One-two punch mug.The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.
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Whoa, runner #18, is busting another one! Look at her go!
Doctor, we're losing him, what are we going to to!
Doctor: It's time for me to bust another one
Doctor, we're losing him, what are we going to to!
Doctor: It's time for me to bust another one
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Get the One-fingered glove mug.A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!
Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
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