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Mutley'ing one out

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.
Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.
by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008
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one whole day

A Song from Dixie D'amelio, a girl who got famous because of her sister. It's one of the most basic white girl songs on the planet and has terrible auto-tune
"You know the song 'One whole day'?"
"oh you mean the one by dixie d'amelio? yeah it's terrible"
by v0lts January 9, 2021
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One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely
"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"
by Madison Square Gardens February 24, 2010
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take one for the team

The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.
Champ over there gets to take one for the team, this time
by ... November 29, 2003
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Bust Another One

V. to run fast, to own somebody, to knock someone out, the art of busting, to do something amazingly well, to do something "impossible".
Whoa, runner #18, is busting another one! Look at her go!

Doctor, we're losing him, what are we going to to!

Doctor: It's time for me to bust another one
by The frayed gray bomber April 26, 2010
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One-fingered glove

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.
by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010
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One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!
Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010
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