the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.
Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.
by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008
Get the Mutley'ing one out mug.When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice
Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you
by BoyRowe July 5, 2009
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Get the One-two punch mug.The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.
by ... November 29, 2003
Get the take one for the team mug.You use your index finger for making a number one sign and you also use the same finger on the trigger when holding a gun. Also you are also a very trigger-happy person. So itchy one grip is holding a gun with your index finger on the trigger while hoping and praying and hoping and praying and hoping and praying that you get to squeeze it ASAP so very many many many times..
by dka81 May 6, 2018
Get the itchy one grip mug.A: Kate is really nice to me lately.
B: Yeah, because she wants to jump on your bones. (jump on one's bones)
B: Yeah, because she wants to jump on your bones. (jump on one's bones)
by Birdy Ben November 18, 2014
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