Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.

Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!

by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014

shit nutz

When a fat ass wipes back to front without lifting his ballsack and gets shit all over his nuts.Usually resulting in duck butter and a horrible shitty sweaty combination of stench

Leon you fat bastard do you have shit nutz

by cajunriot July 20, 2014

shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

shit-euphoria

That feeling of intense relief when you finally get to take a shit after prairie dogging it for 20 minutes.

I just had the most amazing shit-euphoria!

by Dicky Duece October 11, 2014

shitting blarney

Deceptive speaking to others in a flattering way. But just way too much like when your drunk off your ass and have full power beer goggles on.

That dude wanted the promotion so bad he was shitting blarney for a month to the boss.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014

Bumble Shit

Someone that is a complete Idoit and can't function as a human being

Garverick is being a bumble shit again by cutting our pay and spiffs!

by UNCballer88 December 20, 2014

Keep-shit

A bowel movement purposefully stored and kept with the intention of later use.

On Christmas Eve, Peter struggled to again push out perfect little balls of keep-shit to be placed on his roof.

After a night of beer and burritos, getting the keep-shit in the brown paper bag to be placed on Mr. Drummond's doorstep was not easy.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014