Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's

man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo

by rorsarch January 13, 2010

National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)

The tendency to jump on someone new who is decently attractive, or just a member of the opposite sex, upon their entrance or introduction. FMS is found in both genders but much more prevalent in males, those with it can easily be spotted in internet chatrooms, forums, bars and/or any type of group gathering scene.

Upon the entrance of a new female into a chatroom, suddenly all the idle male chatters begin chatting with her. Trying to score brownie points with her by pretending to be concerned or interested in what she has to say.

by Anghang May 5, 2004

Three-Piece Meat-Suite

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'

'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'

by Benni September 22, 2004

face like a dropped meat pie

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face

frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.

by Mini-D October 17, 2005

What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.

Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!

by Buffman6236 September 5, 2012