One Finger Roman

When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice

Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you

by BoyRowe July 5, 2009

Mutley'ing one out

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.

Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.

by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008

One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely

"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

by Madison Square Gardens February 24, 2010

take one for the team

The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.

Champ over there gets to take one for the team, this time

by ... November 29, 2003

Buzz one out

The female version if "rub one out". The act of female masterbation with a vibrator.

That movie made me so horny afterwards I had to buzz one out!

by Ldogg October 12, 2014

itchy one grip

You use your index finger for making a number one sign and you also use the same finger on the trigger when holding a gun. Also you are also a very trigger-happy person. So itchy one grip is holding a gun with your index finger on the trigger while hoping and praying and hoping and praying and hoping and praying that you get to squeeze it ASAP so very many many many times..

You - My nigga here gotta itchy one grip
Nigglet - My tek has one in the chamber and 32 in the clip

by dka81 May 6, 2018

Bust Another One

V. to run fast, to own somebody, to knock someone out, the art of busting, to do something amazingly well, to do something "impossible".

Whoa, runner #18, is busting another one! Look at her go!

Doctor, we're losing him, what are we going to to!

Doctor: It's time for me to bust another one

by The frayed gray bomber April 26, 2010