Bro Joke

A joke that no one else can understand but your bros.

"that's not funny"
"yeah, you wouldn't understand, it's a bro joke."

by Tifannie May 2, 2019

Bro Block

The favour you call in when you have your eyes on a gal (or guy no judgement here, just wear those socks) but don't want your bros challenging you so you call a Bro Block on the person. Works either as a favour the bro can call on in the future or they can Bro Block you from somebody of their choosing. Valid for an agreed period of time.

"Hey Hamzah bro, I'm really getting on with Big Shaz, I'm calling a Bro Block on this one. Give me a month yeah?"

"Alright Harry bro, but I'm gonna have to call one on Eddie man, he's mine for a month."

"All good bro, just miss me with that gay shit yeah?"

by Sexybeast24 May 6, 2019

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

Bro

The closest a person can get to you emotionally.

Ben: “Hey bro”
Kayla: “Awwww you’re so sweet”

by YeetersonPeterson69 May 14, 2019

Cool Story Bro

Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude

Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool

Bored Person : Cool story Bro

by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019

Ara Bro,

An exclamation frequently used by Armenians. "Ara" translates to "hey". So, it basically means, "hey bro".

Ara bro, new Mercedes looks sick as fuck bro!

by Nude Master 69 May 28, 2019

blinded by the bro

When someone makes bad decisions based the level of friendship with another dude.

Dude, he's barely making it himself but he's footing the bill for that freeloader's ICP ticket, even letting him crash on the couch without throwing in. He's blinded by the bro, and it's going to end up costing him.

by ThreadMaestro May 30, 2019