a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
by Bayjayman February 26, 2008

by Lily174678 July 28, 2019

I Goo Bag is a person who works for Google. Goo Bags exhibit cult like behaviour and can be seen coming out of Google office buildings at any time of the day or night.
by Smallfortunate October 19, 2013

by elliemej August 12, 2018

H Bag known to the Jackson, TN area as slang or short for hoe bag (see douchebag). When around young kids or older people H Bag sounds much better than hoe bag or even the commonly known douchebag. Pretty much describes someone worth about as much as a hoe's purse or handbag and smells about the same too. Much worse than a standard douchebag. Fairly offensive without
Random chick:Who's gonna be our next president Ron Paul or Obama?
Random dude:Ohh Paul I hope, Obama is such a h bag.
Random dude:Ohh Paul I hope, Obama is such a h bag.
by bonzii December 23, 2011

No one is really sure what a nipple bag really is,
it is either a bag made of human nipples or bag meant to contain nipples.
or even a bag of nipples made to contain nipples,
it is either a bag made of human nipples or bag meant to contain nipples.
or even a bag of nipples made to contain nipples,
Friend 1: Man where is my nipple bag
Friend 2: wait, what is that
Friend 1: it the bag i use for ........
Friend 2: wait, what is that
Friend 1: it the bag i use for ........
by DwonkyC August 6, 2011

a place to meet a certain type of woman..........usually the older divorced type that are desperate for cock. generally a knocking shop(uk)or seedy bar open til late,with shit 80<s music and a worse dj.but , guaranteed a leg over
by groovywordbender February 28, 2011
