When you get so coked out you end up eating a bunch of pine needles and cuddling up with the family dog instead of paying attention to your beautiful wife
Damn bro Zacks wife Sarah is so hot I can’t believe he’s trying to cuddle the dog instead of her he’s definitely a pine sap Zack
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
Get the Pine Sap Zackmug. by Hamoshy Forchstrongson March 8, 2024
Get the Zackmug. The man who loves being a cuckhold to his male lover. Drives a red rocket with no handles kuz he thinks he's fearless
Zack thompson are you attending your cuckhold appointment tonight.
Why yes I am fine sir sorry for not catering to you sooner. You are #1 on my list to I need to be inside you, I don't care if your twice my age rob ima marry you boo I love you more then my x
Why yes I am fine sir sorry for not catering to you sooner. You are #1 on my list to I need to be inside you, I don't care if your twice my age rob ima marry you boo I love you more then my x
by The start March 24, 2024
Get the Zack Thompsonmug. the zack is a very funny person
by djejeneen July 29, 2022
Get the zackmug. A builder. he doesn't touch grass except to go to boy scouts, but it's okay because he is cool with the friend group.
he also has a prison haircut.
he also has a prison haircut.
by raindu_ January 6, 2023
Get the Zackmug. A dude with a micropenis and parental problems of an extreme level. Works out everyday just to try and have bigger tits than his ex. Likes to chat shit, but hates people who chat shit.
Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023
Get the Zackmug. by Lol101910101 January 27, 2017
Get the Zack gmug.