Yolie

To laugh in someones face.

Dave: DAMN IT! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS!
Bob: YOLIE!

by Sean March 22, 2003

yoinksies

Said when stealing another persons posession(s), usually in the case of food, or a seat at a party.

*friend stands up to get a drink and returns, finding you in his seat* Yoinksies! You didn't call seat check.

by Stefan vW February 20, 2008

Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

by Zowl January 13, 2022

Yolandita

Small Yolanda. Usually not so small.

"YOLandita!! You don't look smaller then Yolanda!! And she Fat!"

by Jennamente October 20, 2008

yoink

To steal, or grab something that does not belong to you. Made famous by the Simpsons

Excuse me?

Yeah

*when person is not looking*

yoink!

Aww damn! My phone is gone!

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

yoink

To take rapidly.

Mark McGwire has used the word "yoink" on several occasions.

by Irish Lucas February 25, 2003

Yoink

To steal something small. Or to steal something quickly.

I yoinked the candy bar when the clerk wasn't looking.

by Samuel Throckmorton November 21, 2010