wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 9, 2014

Wizard Lumps

Edible products containing THC, like pot brownies or cookies. Derives from the archaic use of wizard as an adjective by the Royal Air Force, meaning "superb", and lumps due to their shapes.

I barely get high anymore from eating (wizard) lumps all week.

Are these wizard lumps gluten-free or what?

by Cloobus February 4, 2014

Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner

You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.

by Blumchuck January 12, 2015

the wizard of floyd

Also referred to as The Dark Side Of OZ, when watching The Wizard Of OZ, listen to Pink Floyd's album Dark Side Of The Moon.
Start track 1 from the album right as the lion roar's the second time, at the beginning.
Doing this has an odd synchronization, however Pink Floyd has came out and said that it is merely a coincidence.
A lot of people who listen and watch also trip shrooms, making for a truly intense experience :)

'Yo man, did you like The Wizard Of Floyd?' 'Yeah man, I was trippin balls'

by adam skywalka November 24, 2013

Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...

Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard

by LS1power July 25, 2016

Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.

"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."

by hansanderson February 12, 2017