Wink Wind

When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.

Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.

by doctajj August 2, 2012

wind tasting

An Australian fad whereby people travel to various high points in a city to taste various vintages of wind. Winds range from tangy to sweet, with various flavour profiles in between.

We went wind tasting up the mountain today

by windwakerwestie October 5, 2013

Wolf Winds

Winds that are blowing very strong and make whistling, howling, and growling noises.

Did you hear the Wolf Winds today?
The Wolf Winds are my constant companions.

by Cyn6369 November 24, 2021

Herrscher of Wind

Wendy.
Retired Valkyrie of Shicksal
Girl who lost her life because of a retired military woman
Also fought 3 children

The Herrscher of Wind just got soloed lmao

by Sentisleftsword June 26, 2023

Brown Wind

The fart that comes out when you have to poop, and it smells like the poop.

That smells like some brown wind!

by TheMakerDowner December 11, 2018

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022