bay wideners

A derogatory term to refer to cheaply mass produced stock made in China that people do not generally use or need and shipped around the world. The stock arrives on huge super ships and the mouths to several ports have had to be widened to accept the super ships. Items then delivered by ship are then considered to be bay wideners.

G: Look at all the stuff in that shop, who would ever need any of that?
M: Oh that stuff is just bay wideners.

bay wideners by BruceLlama December 23, 2009

Jeezy widers

Using pages from the Bible to roll a joint or blunt

Thanks for sending me the Bible. Thanks for the Jeezy Widers while I was on the inside.

Jeezy widers by Matty1978 June 30, 2017

we wide

The state of being or in the process of going wide as fuck, usually from obtaining a large amount of clout

Kervo: Dude we have so much CLOUT now.
Biggus: Hold up, we going wide??
Kervo: We wide?? WEWIDE WEWIDE
Biggus: WEWIDE WEWIDE WEWIDE WEWIDE

we wide by Alex Eugene August 8, 2019

Orange Wedge 

Orange Wedge is another name for LSD in orange tablets (similar to baby aspirin during the '60's).
It was called 'wedge" because the pill was cut in two, and would provide a trip for 2 people for the price of one.

Hey... only a Fin ($5) for a 2 way orange wedge? Good deal! Me & Evelyn are tripping at her Dad's farmhouse.

Nobody's gonna be home...!

Orange Wedge by neverwashasbeen August 31, 2019

Flying wedge 

When two semis are driving in both lanes of the highway blocking both so no cars can pass.

Sorry we’re running late. We hit a flying wedge on Hwy 55.

Flying wedge by SoylentCream September 2, 2019

ditch side nation wide 

tag: "dich-sayd nay-shun wayd" The area in which a lone traveler, ie vagabond claims as his or her temporary home while tramping.

A common exclamation of a specific tramp is "Yo, ditch side nation wide, motha' fucka!"

ditch side nation wide by Dirt 'n Pinion Da' Mutt January 31, 2008

Office Sand Wedge

the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.

Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.

Office Sand Wedge by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009