weak

adj. An improper shortening of the phrase "made me weak" to simply the word "weak." This adjective implies that something is funny or otherwise capable of weakening one involved with it.

Person 1: *tells a funny joke*
Person 2: That was weak, yo.

In a good and correct world, person two would say, "That made me weak, yo."

Well, in a correct world, he wouldn't say yo, but whatever.

by Lezard Valeth May 25, 2003

weakdick

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.

You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

wheat-tard

an individual with an allergic reaction to wheat or wheat based products and therefore can't eat them. Applies to anyone suffering from Celiac's disease, or a general gluten intolerance.

Sarah can't eat wheat bread because it makes her tired and upsets her stomach. She's wheat-tarded.

by Natty02912 October 26, 2009

thats weak

That sucks or that's not cool.

If you have arthritis and have to get a new hip, then thats weak.

by Deh August 28, 2006

weak goat

a state of being excessively lame or worthless.

"Dude, you are such a weak goat. . . why don't you get off your ass and do something besides sleep all day and download porn."

by Phil Thesak October 5, 2005

Weak Tartar

An expression of something lacking or not quite up to par.

That Tartar is Weak!!
Thats Weak Tartar!!!

by chewbacabageesh August 4, 2008

weaky vag

a digusting, loose, used up vagina. Usually smelling rank,and surrounded by fat pussy lips.

"awww.. that chicks got a weaky vag"

by weirdo603 November 2, 2011