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Alien Weaponry 

Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!

Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.
Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."
Alien Weaponry by FIFINATOR March 20, 2010

bureau of troops and weaponry 

Bureau of Troops and Weaponry
Bureau of Troops and Weaponry: "Bureau of Troops and Weaponry"

Weaponized Caffeine 

Any amazing energy drink that attacks your body, bringing you from zero to sixty instantly!
That stuff was weaponized caffeine!

No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.

It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
Weaponized Caffeine by Thorgeous January 6, 2012

weapons grade cunt

(Adj) An individual who is either disreputable or displays extreme reprehensible behaviour. Or both.
weapons grade cunt by Lenston January 4, 2018

6 men weapons and equipment 

This is an antisemetic dog whistle used by nazis and the alt-right. It is an obfuscation of "6MWE", that is, "6 million wasn't enough", referring to the number of Jews killed during the holocaust. Google it in quotes, and you'll only find this page.
Nazi 1: 6 Men Weapons and Equipment.
Nazi 2: I totally agree, 6MWE.

Weapons of Math Instruction 

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.
They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.