Wandersexual

When you find travelling more attractive than having a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I'm coming out as wandersexual.
People keep asking me why I'm still single but really I'm wandersexual

by extremebleh91 July 26, 2017

Wankerfied

To get so shitfaced that one behaves like a complete and utter wanker.

'Dude, I was so categorically wankerfied last night I tried to force feed my Nan my penis. That's why I always find the combination of open bar and open casket at the wake particularly dangerous.'

by Anonymous submissions December 20, 2017

wandering tips

when a teen boy puts his hands down a girls pants for the first time

“yo dude i totally had wandering tips that night at the party”

by cleanthosepipes May 3, 2019

wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."

by Yigman April 16, 2019

Wankerdoodle

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie

he wankerdoodles

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

Wanderion

A person who moves about without a fixed course, aim, or goal. Often refers to someone who enjoys traveling and not staying in one place for very long.

Amy sure is a wanderion these days. She moved to San Francisco from Sedona, within a month!

by wanderion October 7, 2020

wandering.rei

An anime focused content creator on the popular social media platform TikTok (previously known as godhand.rei), his takes are typically misses and he’s British.

“Oi mate it’s chewsday innit.” - wandering.rei

by Baka_Weeb February 12, 2021