an overtly homosexual slang phrase used by Monroe county renown singer/songwriters who think they far above the measuring stick of conventional society. (see Jonah Carden)

Jonah Carden: Man I think it's time for me to go flop the wad with Timmy and Stripes.

Random person: Uh yeah whatever Jonah, sounds like it sucks as bad as Southern Lame.

flop the wad by Ron Parker January 19, 2008

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junk wad

to eat a mans cum while eating m & ms.

Neal:she was such a hoe i junk wadded her.

Joe:what kind of m & ms?

Neal: the peanut ones

junk wad by nealeo fa show June 29, 2009

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Goof Wad

A wad of cum

"She swallowed my goof wad"

Goof Wad by Joseph P Sydney October 13, 2011

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Fuck-Wad

The collective pile of goo that forms after two people have engaged in sexual relations.

Man me and Jessica went ad it like crazy last night. I came 3 times and her even more. Afterwards there was the biggest Fuck-Wad you ever seen. I had to change the sheets!

Fuck-Wad by paulmor909 November 28, 2012

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