A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"
by Summeriscomingeventually June 7, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
Get the Vacationmug. by They are my balls June 7, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
Get the "castle in the air" vacation cottagemug. The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.
by big dick weed racer eraser June 13, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug.