Urban Dictionary

A way for un-cool kids to become cool by looking up popular words

Cool guys: Dude that’s a thot right there.

Me: (pulling out my phone and opening Urban Dictionary)

by NickDelPizza51391225 June 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A site full of emos and goths with nowhere else to put their unwanted opinions.

Person 1: Yo, do you use Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Nah it's garbage.

by Big Chungus Gaming April 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website where almost all of the definitions are related to sex. Oh yeah, and if you’re a right-winger, good luck surviving there, as people will treat you like the scum of the earth.

Bob: Man, does Urban Dictionary suck! Those brainlets somehow make every word about sex!

Jim: Yeah, I wish we could go back to a time where the people that used this site weren’t as brain-dead as they are now.

by bilked August 1, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A place where people go to look up stupid definitions of themselves or their friends. Commonly used during school hours and to pass time.

"Hey, can you look up my name in the Urban Dictionary?"

"Yea..Woah it says here that you're really good at giving blowjobs!"

by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The fantastic website where you submit your personal definition for "slang" to the site, in which never actually lets your words go public unless you are extremely lucky.

Holy shit Urban Dictionary actually released my definition.

by THOT.exe January 31, 2018

Urban Dictionary

What are you looking at on your screen RIGHT THIS MOMENT?

"What's this think called the Urban Dictionary, Bob?"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"

by TheGuySittingInTheBack May 19, 2016

Urban Dictionary

If you're actually looking this up, you're bored as hell and looking for any remote source of mindless entertainment. So enjoy staring at this gif for the next 3 hours.

Urban Dictionary is the craziest place on the internet.

by askkkkkkk December 9, 2019