Moroni Trumpet 

Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).

After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!

Moroni Trumpet by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016

Fuck Trumpet 

1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.

“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.

“👌👈🎺”

Fuck Trumpet by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

Devil’s Trumpet 

When your girl eats spicy food and you eat ass.

Oh, you had Thai food for dinner? Looks like I’ll be playing the devil’s trumpet tonight.

Devil’s Trumpet by Canigetanickname February 21, 2020

Meat Trumpet 

When a man farts while getting oral sex.

Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.

She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.

Meat Trumpet by VSkizzle February 9, 2007

beef trumpet 

A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.

'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'

beef trumpet by Sparklehorse January 27, 2007

The Georgia Trumpet 

When, durring intercourse, the woman releases gas from her vagina causing many trumpet noises while thrusting

Man, last night i was doing doggy with my girl and she totally started doing The Georgia Trumpet

The Georgia Trumpet by Jakie Prates November 30, 2011

Blowing his own trumpet 

For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.

Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.

Blowing his own trumpet by strateShot March 6, 2009