Toucan Sam

When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.

Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.

by AnthTheManth September 20, 2013

touch you

An original sound track of an anime titled Yachirin Bitch Club or as known as Yaribu. The song is singed by the voice actors of the character.
See also: Yachirin Bitch Club

I'm in the mood for some upbeat song, Alexa play Touch You

by YourGayCousin69420 October 29, 2020

touchhole

A regional insult used fairly commonly in parts of New England, including Maine, with a meaning similar to asshole. Touchhole, however, is more likely to be used in a light-hearted way and is also more acceptable in public places.

Hey, Touchhole, it's wicked irritating when you do that.

He thinks he's cunnin', but he's really just being a touchhole.

by servechilled November 20, 2010

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

by jambomuffin March 23, 2009

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 11, 2004

Butt Touched

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

by sassmunk April 10, 2015