toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022

Toot

A Chong

Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart

Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.

by tommiefrazier August 8, 2015

Tooting

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Toot Toot

A word to mimic the sound a fart makes.

She farted while twerking and it made a noise like "toot toot".

by KittyPooper May 12, 2022

Smickle Toot Booty

Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.

I gave her a Smickle Toot Booty

by Ltlitty January 29, 2023

Toot

A bong rip

“Hey can you bless me a toot?”
“Yeah of course mate, take a whippersnapper”

by Marshall Erickson: Big Fudge November 10, 2020