The act of speaking about the man you love while being butt-fucking your husband, whilst he shakes his head repeatedly.
by AnAbsoluteGenius44 September 11, 2021
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Get the Byakuya the togami mug.tegan is a boss guy who has a massive penis it is a human
male tegan is a human being who is very increadable
male tegan is a human being who is very increadable
by buddyte June 30, 2016
Get the male tegan mug.The indigenous people of Polynesia, archipelago islands in the South Pacific. They are not Samoans they are Tongans. They are the first polynesians and are the founders of all other islands, such as Samoa, Fiji, Tahiti all the way up to Hawaii. Scientists do consider Tongan men to be the "alpha male". With their physical ability as well as their mental ability they are able to surpass any other race in the world. Mentally they have mastered the stars and formulations of math not yet recognized by man, they are also humongous people with the strength to follow. They are a mixture of Asian, African and South American.
The men are F******* mean mother F*******, one of them have the strength to kill 5 regular strong men from any other race. They do not like to be looked at in the eye's and if you make them mad good luck getting past that because if they cant beat you with their hands, they are stupid enought to shoot you! It's kill or be killed with these assh&&&& but the bad part is that they are willing to kill and die in every single aspect! It's a NO WIN situation with these damn people and they are also backed by Italian Mafia and Mexican Mafia so good luck to you and FUCK THEM TONGANS
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Get the Tongan mug.nasty backstabbing asshole. who likes to cheat on girlfriends. goes through girl friends like females go through toilet paper. can be cute but an a
pure asshole lives beneath the smile
pure asshole lives beneath the smile
Tegan is an asshole
by ethesavage May 17, 2018
Get the tegan mug.To instigate a shitty scheme in which one compromises with someone more than he or she actually wants to, in an attempt to "test" that person's actual devotion to you.
My girlfriend said that I could see other people, but the witch was really Topangaing with me to test my love.
by McGuyver May 13, 2005
Get the Topanga mug.1) Someone who is a compulsive liar.
2) Someone who will fuck anything that walks.
3) Someone who constantly fakes being Pregnant.
4) Someone who looks like a nasty Chuckie Doll.
5) Someone who is a Cheater.
6) A Female who looks like they are a 10 year old boy.
2) Someone who will fuck anything that walks.
3) Someone who constantly fakes being Pregnant.
4) Someone who looks like a nasty Chuckie Doll.
5) Someone who is a Cheater.
6) A Female who looks like they are a 10 year old boy.
1) Come on stop saying Tegans. (aka Lies)
2) Man don't Tegan that Cow. (aka have sex with)
3) Yeah right thats a Tegan inside you not a baby. (aka Fake Baby)
4) Ewww Look at that Tegan over there. (aka Ugly Person)
5) Why would you Tegan on you're BF/GF (aka Cheat)
6) Man she looks like a Tegan. (aka little boy)
2) Man don't Tegan that Cow. (aka have sex with)
3) Yeah right thats a Tegan inside you not a baby. (aka Fake Baby)
4) Ewww Look at that Tegan over there. (aka Ugly Person)
5) Why would you Tegan on you're BF/GF (aka Cheat)
6) Man she looks like a Tegan. (aka little boy)
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