1 definition by Sum Guy who farted
The indigenous people of Polynesia, archipelago islands in the South Pacific. They are not Samoans they are Tongans. They are the first polynesians and are the founders of all other islands, such as Samoa, Fiji, Tahiti all the way up to Hawaii. Scientists do consider Tongan men to be the "alpha male". With their physical ability as well as their mental ability they are able to surpass any other race in the world. Mentally they have mastered the stars and formulations of math not yet recognized by man, they are also humongous people with the strength to follow. They are a mixture of Asian, African and South American.
The men are F******* mean mother F*******, one of them have the strength to kill 5 regular strong men from any other race. They do not like to be looked at in the eye's and if you make them mad good luck getting past that because if they cant beat you with their hands, they are stupid enought to shoot you! It's kill or be killed with these assh&&&& but the bad part is that they are willing to kill and die in every single aspect! It's a NO WIN situation with these damn people and they are also backed by Italian Mafia and Mexican Mafia so good luck to you and FUCK THEM TONGANS
by Sum Guy who farted November 25, 2010