December 25

THIS IS A DAY OF JESUS CHRIST. NOT ANY OTHER SHENANIGANS LIKE NATIONAL SEX DAY. GO BE A CHILD A JESUS AND PREACH. PREACH!!!!

John: “Oh my gosh it’s December 25th! You know what that means... national-“

Lisa: “NO. NO. NO. Stop. Now get off of your phone and go to church.”

John: “OK BOOMER”

by Uh oh... sTinkY December 17, 2019

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June 25

Only queens are born on this day and the bad ones too

Sandy:She looks like a badass queen!
Kyle:It’s because she’s born on June 25

by anonymous July 24, 2021

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May 25

May 25 is slap ass day. You can slap everyone’s ass without them getting mad.

“What’s on May 25?”

“It’s slap ass day! You can slap everyone’s ass.”

by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019

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October 25

Hit anybody’s penis as hard as you can!

*punches penis*

“GOD DAMNIT CLAY!”
You can hit any ones Pp on October 25th!

by ChickenNuggs123 October 21, 2019

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October 25

Marry your pride week girlfriend/boyfriend

Lizzy:hey Kiera since we are dating for pride week today we must get married since it’s October 25
Kiera:fine

by Ur main bitch :) October 21, 2019

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November 25

Today is suck someones dick named Adam day. Adam is such a gangster that everyone is obligated to do this. You also have to tell Adam how cool he is just because he's that cool.

Lindsey: Hey Lily did you see Mike over there?
Lily: Yeah he's sucking Adams dick because its November 25.
Lindsey: Yeah Adam is the realest Nigga dude...

by sneakybones November 22, 2019

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