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Tijuana Tornado

A sexual act which requires the male to be having anal sex while in the prone bone position, the male performs this move by thrusting balls deep into the asshole and spinning his entire body around as fast as possible to make the asshole release gas.
Tornado Man: Cindy left me after I tried the Tijuana Tornado on her.
Sensei Tornado: She just not made for it...
Tijuana Tornado by StriderPoopie November 22, 2025
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Tijuana Whorehouse

Intentionally or unintentionally watching your sister having sex with your best friend.
It stems from the historical cliche of being in Tijuana and barkers in front of a backstreet whorehouse
say the stereotypical phrase “hey meestor want to have sex with my seestor?”
I never expected my basement to turn into a Tijuana Whorehouse.

Tijuana train

When a Hispanic person buys multiple cars in the US and tows them down to Mexico
Juan just bought two cars from me and hooked them up to his truck, he’s taking that Tijuana train down to Mexico
Tijuana train by Kokiomo April 20, 2026

The Tijuana trunk crossing 

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.
"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

Bowling in Tijuana 

1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.
Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.

I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.
Bowling in Tijuana by jnkdmfresh December 30, 2013