Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 18, 2024
Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!
by The Abstract April 15, 2009
by S_W_F_L December 29, 2017
by LimpRamenNoodle February 01, 2018
"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
by TOyoyo September 30, 2013
Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 04, 2016
When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.
"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."
by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018