Thirsty

water hungry.

you: “I’m thirsty…”
me: “your horny?”
you: “WHAT, no…”
me: “you REALLY wanna fuck me right now don’t you?”
you: “NO!!! I’m need water!”
me: “water… as in… cum?”
you: “NO!!! like actual water!!”
me: “you mean water hungry?”
you: “wtf…”
me: “so, you wanna fuck me?”
you: “no.”
me: “fine, here is a cup of water”

by Super straight… December 30, 2022

Thirsty

When you have too low cannibinoid activity in your brain...

She's so thirsty she puts on used lipstick 💄ew

by BethNie November 27, 2021

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

thirsty thursday

A concept made up by @shelovesf1 on tiktok where every thursday we rank the drivers thirsty instagam/tiktok postes.

Someone: do you wanna come to my house on thursday ?

Me: Are you crazy it's thirsty thursday I have to watch @shelovesf1's rankings.

by Whoreforcharlesleclerc September 23, 2022

Thirsty 30s

When a men or woman is newly divorced, and there thirsty for sexual adventure

Becky just divorced her high school sweetheart and is so thirsty 30s right now

by zooted3000 November 27, 2021

Thirsty hampster

Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster

Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.

by Willis motha f-in T February 21, 2024

Blood Thirsty Mama

An overly eager and vulgar woman seeking a younger, more supple partner. Use it to replace the term Cougar.

This bar is full of blood thirsty mama’s.

by FranAnnPan January 10, 2021