Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,

you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome

by JustRevan December 5, 2018

O.M.L. Syndrom

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.

Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"

by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011

Westerlund Syndrome

When the hairline recedes into the form of a W at an early age.

(May give autism, not confirmed by science)

McDonald: Hey, look at my hair!

Donnatello: Aw shit dude, you got Westerlund Syndrome!

McDonald: At least I'm not autistic.

by MacAndDonnatello September 25, 2018

Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.

Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."

by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010

Jonathan Syndrome

The realization that your younger sibling or siblings are cooler than you are.

"Have you seen Andreas he has started training" "Yes I have he's become way cooler than his older brother, that guy must have Jonathan Syndrome now"

by TastyCheese15 January 25, 2023

Cloofy Syndrome

1.Two people that will back each up other and never back down from their given statement no matter how ridiculous or stupid it is

2.A sexual harasser

Yo, did you hear that kiwi and forest are in cloofy syndrome mode

by Rezh February 5, 2021

Olaf syndrome

When you are the only guy in a girl friendgroup. They usually act gay but they only want to take the girls to bed

Guy 1: Bro Joe already fucked Emma and Jasmine too
Guy 2: I knooow he totally has olaf syndrome

by hoeforharrys June 24, 2020