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Fuck-Snack

1 (Noun): A brief, session of sexual intercourse, where both parties climax within 5 to 15 minutes. The purpose of a fuck-snack is to relieve sexual tension to a managable level, and hold the participants over until such time that the parties can engage in proper coitus.

2 (Noun): A short slam fuck.
After sexting all morning, the sexual tension between Sandy and Tim was palpable; therefore, they had no choice but to share a fuck-snack, in the copy room, over their lunch break.
by The Real G Man February 22, 2013
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snack unit

A hardcore capture-teh-flag gang started in PE class by a couple of idiots who dont like running. Lead by Colonel Sanders and Gummy Bear. If yous a hear the snack unit a comin, you get your ass off the fire hydrant and hit the bricks.
Oh shit son! Teh snack unit!!11 Uber r337 d347h 574r 4774ck!!1111!
by Michael Xavier August 12, 2004
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Zombie Snack

A young person who is incapable of being quiet for any amount of time.

In reference to the fact that a person who is constantly talking would be easy for zombies to find and devour in a zombie apocalypse.
I went to see a movie last night, but the zombie snacks behind me ruined it.

"Shut up you zombie snack, I'm trying to read!"

The school teacher developed quite the drinking habit, trying to cope with all of the zombie snacks in her classroom.
by ceros October 26, 2014
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snickity snack

A snack at any time of the day that one may feel particularly excited for.
"Oh frickity frack a snickity snack! I'm going to eat until food fills this dark void in my soul!"
by Kacijones the train driver April 19, 2017
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Chewby snack

Slang for chew or dip, play off of Scooby snack
Hey, do you have any dip? I could really use a chewby snack
by OKdippereufala September 7, 2013
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nose snack

A bogey,

A booger,

A tasty green treat from your nasal mucosa.
Sometimes they're slimy,
Sometimes they're firm,
Perhaps a bit chewy,
Or wet like a worm.
Whatever they're like,
They're always free,
When you eat a snack,
From the nose factory.
Person 1: What did you eat for lunch today?
Person 2: I wasn't very hungry, so I just ate a few nose snacks.
Person 1: You're disgusting.
Person 2: They're good for you!
by a cat in a pink hat May 7, 2018
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Fruit Snacks

Small, favored snacks that have no nutritional value what so ever and are, in fact, even not made from real fruit.
by drunken goddess May 24, 2005
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