Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.

Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022

bite the sidewalk

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.

by matt October 24, 2003

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

fry an egg on the sidewalk

To say that one could fry an egg on the sidewalk means it's very hot outside. It is actually possible to fry an egg on the sidewalk with the help of mirrors or a solar concentrator. This is often done in developing countries.

It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk.

by chonk cat December 9, 2008

The SideDish

When a girl puts two legs behind her head and fingers herself

wow dude that girl got caught doing the sidedish in school

by lil beep February 24, 2020

peel the gum off the sidewalk

When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off

Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk

by P. Ennis February 26, 2017

wipe the sidewalls

The action of cleaning the inside of ones ass cheeks after experiencing anal seepage.

Example 1:
Dude I think i just sharted, I might need to go wipe the sidewalls.

Example 2:
You're going to have to wipe the sidewalls after that one.

by Nelson a.k.a. HairyCheeks January 7, 2008