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National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day
by Rio rogers April 21, 2021
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Nonce

A nonce is a slang term used to describe a peadophile. It’s typically used in the United Kingdom, by, chavs.
by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023
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nonce

big fucking stroking nonce: somebody that it a child predator and tortures children if they dont fuck em
hey run its a nonce
by Skkshsofnc May 19, 2019
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Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.
Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”
by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018
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Nonce

Your dad is a nonce
by Thatcuttiecucumber September 4, 2022
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nonce

Dylan Johnathan Cooper is the biggest fucking nonce i have ever seen. do you wonder why his pc cant even handle two tabs open at once. because it's so rammed full of CP that it cant fucking cope. its actually full to the brim. almost like what he wants to do to the children he has in his basement
by IFUCKINGHATEDYLANCOOPER December 1, 2023
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Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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